HOW NOT TO BE MEDIOCRE !!!

I just met a new girl. She was a fine women. I told her how beautiful she was. Then I promised her that I would be the best mediocre friend she has ever had. I promised her that we would have a great mediocre love affair. I promised her that life with me would be at best mediocre. Guess what! She didn't get excited about that kind of relationship. I couldn't understand what the problem was. I ...